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This past fall, Lonny Magazine Online featured the JK Place Italian hotel chain. When I blow out my birthday candles, I will be picturing this:

It's their Capri location. Spending a few days (or months?) here would just tickle this Birthday Girl pink! Isn't that what Birthdays are for?
Here's how it would go:
I'd start my day with a little breakfast:

And then, with a view like this from my bathtub, you better believe I'm going to take my time getting ready for my day!

The rest of the morning might be spent doing whatever there is to do in Capri. Or I might just decide to spend it here on my private balcony reading a book. It would have to be a super classy book - like Confessions of a Shopaholic. Or Shopaholic Ties the Knot. Which one is classier?

I'll have lunch and dinner both here, in the dining room. After dinner I may just sit here and watch the stars twinkle over...whatever body of water that is.

Of course, we could also do that in our private sitting room:

I think this would be just a lovely Birthday Gift.
Of course, if Capri doesn't sound appropriate, then there's always the Florence location!



I just checked availability and Florence is available on My Birthday! How perfect is that? And it can be ours for the low, low price of ... whoa!!
5,600 Euros per night!! Do you know how many dollars that is?! Google says it comes to $7625.52. PER NIGHT!!!
What a deal, right?
I mean, it includes breakfast.
IT BETTER INCLUDE BREAKFAST!!
It better include a bucket of cash, too!
With a bow.
Maybe this would be a more appropriate gift for my Thirtieth Birthday.
How about I just spring for Olive Garden ?
ReplyDeleteAnd a lottery ticket.
ReplyDeleteEven if I won the lottery, I could not spend $7K a night on a hotel.
ReplyDeleteYou erased this comment last time I made it, but I will not be subdued! So I'm submitting it again!
ReplyDeleteI think this sounds like the perfect gift for a 30th birthday.
I erased it? I don't even know how to do that. You must've said something inappropriate.
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