Oh No They Di'int!

So I'm looking for a dress to wear to summer stuff. I've looked at like 5 stores already, so last night I decided to do some research online to see where I should spend my time. I like this one from Ann Taylor Loft:



But I really can't decide between it and this one from the Gap:



HAHAHAHA HOHOHOHOHOHO!!! I was in the kitchen and Michael was making me nachos for dinner and I said, "OH...NO...THEY...DI'INT!!" I know I haven't seen one of those since middle school and I'm pretty sure it should've just stayed back there in the 90s. I wonder if they will sell any of those at all. I hope American women have better taste than that! What was Gap THINKING?!